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S3E1: Ugh. I Guess I Still Watch This Show

Okay, in contrast to Secret Life, Make It or Break It has now provided ZERO scenes from last season.  And considering I can’t remember TWO years ago, I have no idea what happened further than girls who want to be gymnasts. So… that’s what I’m thinking. Also, I’m adding this later, because it took me about half the episode to determine that Emily Kmetko is not coming back this season.. which by the way is a HUGE change… like wtf. they are seriously not going to address it at all? ! She was the protagonist of the show, and she’s just literally written off the show??? I mean..

It's literally so weird that no one is addressing the absence of the main protagonist in this show.

Nice WordArt circa USA Olympic Training Center – I think that was one of the first things I learned to do on a computer.. very impressive.

THIS IS SO WEIRD. I’m pretty confident you don’t just get to show up at the USA training center … who IS this girl in the truck who  is apparently starved for food?

First of all, this boy must be Chris Zylka’s twin.. they look creepily alike.  And really Lauren?  The altitude is tripping you up???? you’re from DENVER…

Okay, I was right, girl from the truck DID just show up unannounced.  DUHHH girl of course you got turned away. Let’s get serious.  And while we are on it, does this “Olympic training center for all Olympic athletes” actually exist?  Like why do they all need to livein this compound?

I was nervous at first that I was going to be really behind in this show, but I forgot about the lack of complexity that this show has to offer.  I’m okay now.  Even my drunk self can keep up with this simple show.

I’m so impressed they found someone even MORE annoying that Lauren. In fact, someone that even Lauren could be annoyed by… But agreed. that junior girl is the worst. I hope we don’t see her again.

Lauren is anorexic now?  I mean I’m pretty sure that gymnasts are way more dedicated than to get set back by eating disorders.  Boringggg.

Ignoring Nutritionist and Coach’s affair – it’s too typical to address.

So weird, in attempt to write out Josh Bowman, they found the actor who looks as similar to him as possible… yeah I’m onto you ABC Family.

wait stop stop stop stop. new black girl from the truck, is NOT talking to a rabbit living in her bag. I literally WISH i had a comment, but I’m out. I’ve got nothing… And then I see the girl rallying for a spot with her notepad.

HAHHAHAHA their solution to writing off Josh Bowman due to Revenge was making him bisexual in his absence???? this is a joke.seriously?? you didn’t have any other ideas for a better write off??

Okay, I soooo badly wish we could post a video clip of this episode that wouldn’t get taken down due to copyrights, because the scene where Lauren flips onto the roof (aka is a vampire), is so outrageous, i actually thought I was watching the first Twilight. It couldn’t have been less realistic if they tried. I mean… speechless.  And then’s there is the fact that Lauren has superhuman strength to carry the bronze head that SEVEN guys had to carry – good plan.  OMG seriously??? wtf is in this perfume that seriously causes Lauren to have such raging blackouts.

Really?  Choice of burning their WORK OUT JACKETS or NOT being on the Olympic team?  WHO WRITES THIS ?  I honestly don’t even know what to say. I’m baffled by this unnecessary drama, and I watch shows for their unnecessary drama!! and again, due to the lack of adequate scenes from last week – i have NO idea who this Jordan girl is!! she couldn’t mean less to me.

Andddd that’s it. Until next Monday everybody. Can’t wait.

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