90210 S4E10 What a Weird Thanksgiving?…

Yeah, when it gets super hot in LA I also put smoothies up to my jaw line to cool myself off.  Also the annual heat wave that takes place in LA happens at the end of August, EVERY YEAR. Not during Thanksgiving.  Not an exaggeration, check the weather patterns.

Who is this overly fake-tanned, super old man who is pretending to be a college student and hitting on Silver????

Hands on therapy. Really??? Dixon the VASE you made in rehab camp and brought back for Annie looks like it was made by a 4 year old. Glad to see you’re doing big things over there in the unnecessary rehab.

Ocean City, Maryland is NOT the OC of the east coast…just wanted to clear that up for anyone that hasn’t been to the east coast and thinks it might be. Hmmm New Guinea or Baltimore??? Tough choice Ivy, tough choice.

This “uniform” of high necked t-shirts and mid-waisted long black skirts that Adrianna is wearing has got to go. Now.

I really cannot believe this conversation of Dixon’s drug addiction is still happening. Stop calling taking adderall “using.” You are not clean, because you never had a real drug problem.

Hey Silver, I think my Grandma owns that dress and my Grandpa owns that hat. They’d like you to stay out of their closets please.  Oh and old guy is back and I still do not know who he is.

I almost want to see Naomi in that unitard lingerie number again if it meant I never had to see her lose control of a horse while riding ever.

So weird that Liam’s mom has come back into his life looking only for money?

NO DIXON YOU ARE NOT A DRUG ADDICT. AND THAT “CONFESSION” WAS UNNECESSARY.  you TOOK (past tense) Adderall a couple of times! YOU ARE NOT A CURRENT DRUG ADDICT.

I can’t focus on the sentimental moment between Naomi and Austin happening on the top of Runyon Canyon because Swedish House Mafia is blaring in the background.

Ahhh Liam and Annie!!! No Annie please don’t ruin this by telling Liam you are a prostitute. PLEASE!!!

90210 S4E9: See you in fake drug addiction rehab, Dixon

Rehab for “ADHD medication addiction”?  hmmk.

Did I miss the origin of the sexual tension between Ivy and this person/teacher that I’ve never met?

Nothing says hardcore baddass DUDE like working on your motorcycle when you’re modeling agents approach you in a parking lot.

Belly shirt/baby tees are back in style?!!?  Thank you Annie, no one in this decade has heard yet! And I’m sorry that the man who hires escorts didn’t turn out to be your true love…. WOAH… not even a belly shirt!!  a “bra-shirt”!

Okay, let’s be honest.  No one can take the girl in Naomi’s fake sorority seriously if they have EVER seen Grey’s Anatomy where she plays the Orthodox Jew who refused to have a pig valve put in her that would save her life.

I do have to feel bad for Silver when Teddy’s wedding video is leaked by accident – no wait I don’t.  I still don’t understand why you filmed it in the first place.

No one feels sorry for Liam because he can’t drive a race car, yet seems to be getting paid millions (see my commentary on his salary). GET A CLUE… ohhh man rebel with a cause!  Liam goes surfing… claiming it here and now – Liam somehow breaches the contract doing a usually harmless activity.

Let’s talk about how Dixon’s ‘addiction’ was fake in the first place, but he hasn’t even had any in a large amount of time, seemingly OVER the fake addiction, WHYYYY does he need $40,000 rehab?

Brandi, you are not a cut-throat politician, i can only hope you win and never return.  Let’s keep this show to the CW acting pros, who wear their V-necks with style.

The definition of fame in this show is largely confused.  Teenage girls don’t watch the news. Period.  So no, they wouldn’t walk by Teddy and recognize as the gay guy who got married.  As if that would even be something to recognize! And furthermore, are we just to assume, those giddy girls at the beach posted pics of Liam that exploded and his agent saw?  Come on, where’s the backstory?  Things are just happening with no explanation. And honestly, if Liam hooks up with his agent’s assistant, I quit.

Oh surprise! Liam can hot-wire cars and Ivy wins the competition. This show definitely keeps me on edge. At least they wear helmets and clothes for safety.

YES! Sexual tension continues with the promise of teacher and Ivy in New Guinea.

YES AGAIN! Annie whores herself out for rehab for her brother who doesn’t need it for his fake addiction!  My roommate will be so grateful when I send her to rehab for taking her prescription drugs.

WHY CAN’T LIAM COMPLETE A CAMPAIGN CONSISTING OF A PHOTOSHOOT OF HIM STANDING STILL WITH A BROKEN LEG???  This is outrageous

OMG Dixon doesn’t need an in-patient rehab… maybe just a roommates who doesn’t have a prescription considering he only BOUGHT medication ONCE.  I know said this before, but I seriously can’t talk about this plot line anymore.  It’s so upsetting/confusing. IT IS NOT AN ADDICTIVE DRUG